Bye Felicia: When something is just so “Nope!” that Dizzy has something to say about it.
Today: Eating bugs to save the planet
Oh, Hell No! (*exits stage left, slamming door, robustly behind me*)
Lady bugs and butterflies are pretty much my limit of being in the same room with bugs or insects. No way in H-E-double-hockey-sticks will I ever be convinced, while there is still actual food being sold in stores, to eat bugs; not even to save the planet.
I will eat the following things, before I eat an insect by choice:
Note, that the above items have already been featured in the Nope Files. So, I guess I will confess that, although I would never eat these things, by choice, I will choose to eat either of the above items before I ever even think about dining on crickets or ants or grasshoppers. Yuck!
Nope! Not even to save the planet. I’d rather eat an entire roach cake!
I have to say “Bye, Felicia!” on this one because, I squeal at the presence of small spiders and I freak the %$#& out when crickets and other bugs lunge at me. If I must save the planet by becoming vegan, I could do it, eventually, but, bug eating?
No %$#@ way!
Feel free, to visit my Facebook page and tell me what kind of things that make you say, “Nope! Bye, Felicia!” or drop a line in the comments section. I would really love to hear from you.
