Bye Felicia: The Nope Files

Bye Felicia: When something is just so “Nope!” that Dizzy has something to say about it.

Today: New feature

Sometimes, things just need to be said.

I see or hear something, and my poor partner gets the brunt of every rant. I think about posting and Poof!, I drop the ball.

I’m trying to improve that habit, by coming to my page and saying what I think about everything I see as a big “Nope!” in my life, be it humorous or serious.

Yes, I may steer into politics, but to start, I’ll search for things on the internet and give my opinion on why it’s a big “Nope!” in my book.

Today, I’ll start with the following:

A Roach Cake

My first thought? WHAT THE HELL!?!?

My second thought? Take a sledgehammer to it!

My final thought is that I would immediately end the friendship I had with the person that baked this for me. You may as well get me a basket full of spiders or why not put mice under my pillow? This is the stuff of diner nightmares. Why on earth would you bake that mess into a cake? Hell, I’m getting grossed out by seeing it on my page. Yuck!

I mean, seriously, who would eat this cake?

The roach cake is going straight into the Nope Files! and the baker, although, extremely creative, gets a swift “Bye Felicia” for this obscene depiction of an otherwise edible dessert.

Agree or disagree? Let me know in comments.

Feel free, to visit my Facebook page and tell me what kind of things that make you say, “Nope! Bye, Felicia!” or drop a line in the comments section. I would really love to hear from you.

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