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Because Politicians Think We Won't Bite

Because politicians think we won’t bite

They don’t give two shits for our plight

They’ll keep nailing doors

To keep down the poors

And won’t lose any sleep at night

To The Senators Acting In Secret

To the Senators acting in secret
Who are hiding a bill that they’ll regret
Selling America’s health
In exchange for more wealth
Is no way to care for our Republic

I Know That You Think You Are Winning

I know that you think you are winning
Got the vengeance you wished in the beginning
But unfortunately the law
Says this isn’t your call
It’s only your kids you are punishing.

So It Looks Like You Think You Can Flee

So it looks like you think you can flee
Escape from responsibility
It must be so sweet
To be a deadbeat
You’ve finally set all of us free.

To People Who Think This Acceptable

To people who think this acceptable
Who don’t find this Prez reprehensible
You’ll soon comprehend
Despite his swamp-men
The swamp-master is not so defensible.